I didn't know...

"That teacher's don't poop!!"

A couple of days one of my students was having just a day of hell. He is a three years, cute as hell, and the smallest in my class. i mean his really short and has a really tiny voice. Well i was trying to help my class get ready nap. After lunch they go to the bathroom and wash their hands than off to nap. Well this little one was so sassy and fussy than he didn't want to nap. When some of my kids don't want to nap they ask and pleaded to go to the bathroom and play around. He asked me three times if he could go to the bathroom and i told him that he already did and need to play down.

Thus he replied that he did needed too and that i was being mean. I told him i wasn't being mean and that he wanted to go play in the bathroom and he didn't need to go potty. He raised his voice saying that Teachers don't poop! I was shocked to hear this and than started laughing. I told him i do go to the bathroom. He told me that i don't use the same bathroom as them so therefore i don't poop' I told him that i don't want to get germs and sick and that their bathroom is not suitable for a teacher of my size. He just looked at me confused and went straight for his nap.

Guess i showed him!