Sunday, April 3, 2011

A tale of But and Butt.....

As I was growing up I had two different cultures to learn about. Well really three. My Latin roots, American, and Native American was well. But the main one was Latin. From summer visits to mexico. To grandparents and relatives visiting in the states, I was surrounded by my culture. When I was spoken to I was lost in translation unless it was easy words like comer, bano, or haces colour. Other than that, I was lost and knew nothing of what they were trying to tell me. For all I knew the house could of been on fire and I would not know. Well my father did not know english too well and relied on us kids to help him pick it up. His common words that he used were "no, yes, estop, bathroom, beer, and food." I was 10 and I knew more words in english than him.

He was studying the citizenship test to become a full American citizen. I remember that my mother told my sister and I to tell the difference between words to our father. Words like they, their, are, ours, but, and butt. I started with the words but and butt. My sister and I started to giggle about the word butt. I played a mean trick on my father. I told him the word butt was "except for the fact" instead of it being his rear-end. The sentence I used, "He would of went to the store, butt he left his money at home." I giggled so hard to hear my father repeat the words that just came out of my mouth. Butt, Butt, Butt. I laughed and laughed. My father started to laugh as well. Than our mother walked in to hear the sentence. Again our father repeated the words. We both looked at our mother, she shook her head knowing what we have told our father the word meaning of the word.... We both got sent to our room and spanked later that evening by our father. The sentence I remember his telling me was "I'm going to beat your butt!!"

Thursday, March 24, 2011

"I'm getting older too..."



I'm no longer a twink.. I'm a twunk... I'm 25... A man, not a boy.... Responsible adult. Where has my youth gone? What can I look forward too today? I'm a firework... Time to set the sky on fire! Wish me the best!

Monday, March 21, 2011

Simple Joys....



When you mix... sugar, flour, salt, baking soda, baking powder, cinnamon, walnuts, milk, butter, and BANANA'S. You get this tasty treat!!!

Monday, March 14, 2011

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Dream/Goals



Many of us have dreams or goals that we want to get out of our lives. Some are unreachable and others are attainable. For me many of mine are attainable and others not so much.

My first dream/goal is to have a family. I know i know... I'm so young to start a family. Well my mother was about 19 when she started to have children. From what she has told me, it was great to start young. You get to grow with your children and you get you learn from them as well

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Prince... where is my Prince



As a young boy, I had a huge crush on Prince Charles. I would long to watch the television just to hear or even see him on it. He is a very handsome older gentleman, a prince, wealthily and smart. He just seems to be a bit of a dork. I would tell my mother how I would love to get invited to Buckingham Palace for a ball, social event or afternoon tea. Of course it was lost in the mail is what I kept telling myself. I kept dreaming that once I would arrive to the palace, I would be greeted by the Queen. Most welcoming like I was a long lost friend or better yet family.

Once inside the palace I would be shown to my quarter and told what was on the agenda for the evening. A polo match, afternoon tea, a welcoming ball in my honor. After changing into something more comfortable for the polo match. I travel with the queen, her sister and other members of the royal court. And than I see him.... Prince Charles on his white horse. Charming, polite, and


With his riding boot, polo uniform and his hair blowing in the wind. He waves to us up in the stand. Just watching him play and sweat, my heart started to race . At afternoon tea I was seated next to him. We talked, we laughed, shared smiles and touches. Oh such a life I would want.... Damn princes!

How to greet the Queen of England.



  • 1 Address all correspondence to "The Private Secretary of Her Majesty the Queen," not the queen herself. Request that the correspondence be communicated to her royal person.


  • 2

    Contact the queen at the following address: Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, Buckingham Palace, London SW1A 1AA, England.


  • 3

    Greet the queen as "your majesty" initially. Use ma'am thereafter.


  • 4

    Accept the queen's offer of a handshake, and, of course, a bit of conversation if she's willing.


  • 5

    Don't show the queen your back, if you're following tradition, and leave the room only after the queen does. But keep in mind that times have changed and formalities have eased.