Fleetwood mac!
Friday, June 12, 2009
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
David Sedaris!!!
Today i had the pleasure of meeting one of my favorite Writers, David Sedaris. He is so much better in person. He read from his new book
When Engulfed in Flames. He is so cool, nice, sexy, and funny! The way he talks is so great. He talks really slow and really gets into details about what he is talking about. Having the honor to go up to him and chat with him about this book and himself was other thing. I was in such a state of shock. I brought along my two lil co pliots DJ and Indigo. They were excited to meet someone who writes book. Both girls got each received a gift from him. Dj got a bag of magnets and indigo got a ring which she broke in about 5 mins. I was a bit angry. What is your favorite famous person gave you something and you ruined it. You would freak out! Well as you can see it was packed there. And only half the people stayed there to only hear him read. At first i didn't have a ticket but just my luck, this lady gave me her ticket after she bought one of the books Mr' Sedaris want people to read. She gave me her number and i was number 37. I could not believe number 37!! It was so fast and we even had time to get dinner. It was great. All for the last part of the night. I left my key in my bag upstairs. I looked all around the house for a way to get in. I found that the girls room window was open. And luckily there was a ladder. So i Climbed up the ladder to the second floor and climbed into the window. Thank god i am not afraid of heights. I made it to the window and threw myself into the the house and made my way to open the door.
Note to self: Do not leave key at home!
Sunday, June 7, 2009
Thursday, June 4, 2009
"Guys don't make passes..."
"At girls who wear glasses"
OMG i think i am in a life change. My glasses came in today and holy shit, i can see... i can see.!! I was so happy when the lady at the glasses place put my glasses on. I could see her face and all her pores. I could see the thunder coming up from the south. I could see a man across the street and wave at him. It was crazy and i love my new glasses. So boys make all the passes you want! I'm a nerd!!
One hundred things about me.
1. I come from what i think is a huge family. Four boys and one girl.
2. When i was in first grade i peed on the playground and got a "ticket" I went home in same.
3. I have cracked my head open more than 20 times. I am still surprised that i am still living.
3. When i was in kindergarden i had a crush on a girl, that later turns out to be a very good friend.
4. I really hate wearing hats, but will wear one if needed.
5. I have an underwear fetish. i only wear cute, sexy underpants from the UnderU4men store.
6. I have a very supporting family, all but my father.
7. I dislike that i call my father and just want him to talk to me, but he never answers his phones.
8. When i was young, my father would come home in a drunken rage and take it out on us kids.
9. My father use to take all us boys on hunting trips, and it was my turn to shoot the prize winning Deer, and i told him no. I go beat and was grounded for 3 weeks.
10. I never will be a manly man. I am always doing some thing girlie.
11. I love keeping myself handsome.
12. I love Mani's and pedi's.
13. I always get my eyebrows waxed.
14. I have 4 tattoo's and want more.
15. i use to have my ear's pierced until i was tried of puttin em in.
16. I never had a sense of rhythm until i took dance classes i high school.
17. i have moved ten times in the last 2 years.
18. My first boyfriend was my best friend in middle school. He is not married to a woman.
19. I love chick flicks or any classic movie.
20. I am a huge fan of James Bond Movies. He can save me any day.
21. I really don.t like Will Farrell anymore. After old school he went down hill.
22. My brothers and i use to dress up and re enact music video's at home. There are many great home movies we have.
23. I love Fleetwood Mac.
24. I love the game Oregon Trail.
25. I fell in Love with the books of David Sedris. If you never read one of his books. you need to.
26. I hate getting sick. I am always get up and go person.
27. I love to travel. It's always get going to someplace i have never been too.
28. I love photography. I use myself mostly as my own subject.
29. I can play the drums and really want to learn the guitar.
30. My range of music that i like depends on my mood at times. I love oldies and pop mostly.
31. Fanny Packs are NOT SEXY!
32. I was touched by my uncle when i was 11. I hated myself for letting that happen.
33. I have a boy crush on George Michael ever since i was a boy.
34. In high school for my senior talent show i danced to Careless Whispers.
35. I did sports in high school, but my body type has stayed the same.
36. I love double dutch jump roping.
37. I can not eat in front of people. I have to cover my mouth when i eat.
38. I like older guys. always have.
39. i have been trained by one of the top ballroom dancers. i love dancing.
40. i have had over 25 jobs since i was 16, when i could start working.
41. I am a very clean person.
42. When i was younger my mother and i would have cleaning moods, which we would just clean the hell out of the house.
43. I use to dislike my family so much i told them i wanted to move away to new york and yet they are all my best friends now.
44. I use to play in my mothers pumps.
45. I came out to my mother on Mother's day, we laugh about it now.
46. I miss playing rugby. I love my team and all my mates i played with.
47. I was going to join a Frat house in College but glad i didn't!
48. I use to be a junior police officer in high school until i got shot at.
49. i love Gwen Stefani song but hate her.
50. I miss my grandpa and Aunt Rachel lots.
51. My grandmother has a lot of family secret's.
52. I use to want to be like my father, but am glad i turned out the way i did.
53. I think i am blind.
54. I hate driving on the freeways!
55. I love nature.
56. When i get excitedly scared i scream like a girl.
57. I am very outgoing and friendly.
58. I wish that i could be the welcoming person of a town when people move into that town.
59. I love reading.
60. I use to hate the internet, but it has kept me in touch with many friends.
61. I have the biggest feet in my family.
62. My brother and i would record fights between us and charge our friends to come watch it.
63. I was going to join the Army when i was going to graduate from high school.
64. I hate having a dirty mouth.
65. I want to be a dad.
66. I am deeply afraid of clowns and puppets, even worst...Clown puppets.
67. I love things that are free.
68. I hate not having money.
69. I hate going to the gym, but need to so i don,t get fat.
70. I love coldplay. It's the best make out music.
71. Every time i hear a Bob Segar song i think of all the road trips with my family.
72. I want to get married but sadly will not be able to for a while.
73. Has good credit!
74. I have a fear of death or dying alone.
75. I have watch three people die before. Two were family members.
76. Have been in an amublance 4 times. They are not fun.
77. I dont like cereal. Would rather make a good brakfast.
78. I never wear anything white, unless it's and undershirt or dress shirt.
79. Hates the color purple. Not the movie.
80. I love things that make me laugh.
81. I like to look at people who wear rings and make up stories about their partners if they are married.
82. I use to love re enacting my death. I would let my sister take pictures of me doing this.
83. Sometimes i like to talk in third person. And Refer to my alter ego Derek Montana, which is Hannah Montana's brother.
84. i love biking to work. it's such a great ride down.
85. Is not a fan of Passion fruit. Taste like shit!
86. I was born in 1986. Ugh i'm so young.
87. I thought i was going to be dead by the age of 30.
88. I love history. I want to go back to school an major in it.
89. My first girl celeb. crush was Debbie Harry.
90. I always wanted to have a bee hive but i cut my hair so short.
Ok i can't think of anything else... ENJOY!!'!
2. When i was in first grade i peed on the playground and got a "ticket" I went home in same.
3. I have cracked my head open more than 20 times. I am still surprised that i am still living.
3. When i was in kindergarden i had a crush on a girl, that later turns out to be a very good friend.
4. I really hate wearing hats, but will wear one if needed.
5. I have an underwear fetish. i only wear cute, sexy underpants from the UnderU4men store.
6. I have a very supporting family, all but my father.
7. I dislike that i call my father and just want him to talk to me, but he never answers his phones.
8. When i was young, my father would come home in a drunken rage and take it out on us kids.
9. My father use to take all us boys on hunting trips, and it was my turn to shoot the prize winning Deer, and i told him no. I go beat and was grounded for 3 weeks.
10. I never will be a manly man. I am always doing some thing girlie.
11. I love keeping myself handsome.
12. I love Mani's and pedi's.
13. I always get my eyebrows waxed.
14. I have 4 tattoo's and want more.
15. i use to have my ear's pierced until i was tried of puttin em in.
16. I never had a sense of rhythm until i took dance classes i high school.
17. i have moved ten times in the last 2 years.
18. My first boyfriend was my best friend in middle school. He is not married to a woman.
19. I love chick flicks or any classic movie.
20. I am a huge fan of James Bond Movies. He can save me any day.
21. I really don.t like Will Farrell anymore. After old school he went down hill.
22. My brothers and i use to dress up and re enact music video's at home. There are many great home movies we have.
23. I love Fleetwood Mac.
24. I love the game Oregon Trail.
25. I fell in Love with the books of David Sedris. If you never read one of his books. you need to.
26. I hate getting sick. I am always get up and go person.
27. I love to travel. It's always get going to someplace i have never been too.
28. I love photography. I use myself mostly as my own subject.
29. I can play the drums and really want to learn the guitar.
30. My range of music that i like depends on my mood at times. I love oldies and pop mostly.
31. Fanny Packs are NOT SEXY!
32. I was touched by my uncle when i was 11. I hated myself for letting that happen.
33. I have a boy crush on George Michael ever since i was a boy.
34. In high school for my senior talent show i danced to Careless Whispers.
35. I did sports in high school, but my body type has stayed the same.
36. I love double dutch jump roping.
37. I can not eat in front of people. I have to cover my mouth when i eat.
38. I like older guys. always have.
39. i have been trained by one of the top ballroom dancers. i love dancing.
40. i have had over 25 jobs since i was 16, when i could start working.
41. I am a very clean person.
42. When i was younger my mother and i would have cleaning moods, which we would just clean the hell out of the house.
43. I use to dislike my family so much i told them i wanted to move away to new york and yet they are all my best friends now.
44. I use to play in my mothers pumps.
45. I came out to my mother on Mother's day, we laugh about it now.
46. I miss playing rugby. I love my team and all my mates i played with.
47. I was going to join a Frat house in College but glad i didn't!
48. I use to be a junior police officer in high school until i got shot at.
49. i love Gwen Stefani song but hate her.
50. I miss my grandpa and Aunt Rachel lots.
51. My grandmother has a lot of family secret's.
52. I use to want to be like my father, but am glad i turned out the way i did.
53. I think i am blind.
54. I hate driving on the freeways!
55. I love nature.
56. When i get excitedly scared i scream like a girl.
57. I am very outgoing and friendly.
58. I wish that i could be the welcoming person of a town when people move into that town.
59. I love reading.
60. I use to hate the internet, but it has kept me in touch with many friends.
61. I have the biggest feet in my family.
62. My brother and i would record fights between us and charge our friends to come watch it.
63. I was going to join the Army when i was going to graduate from high school.
64. I hate having a dirty mouth.
65. I want to be a dad.
66. I am deeply afraid of clowns and puppets, even worst...Clown puppets.
67. I love things that are free.
68. I hate not having money.
69. I hate going to the gym, but need to so i don,t get fat.
70. I love coldplay. It's the best make out music.
71. Every time i hear a Bob Segar song i think of all the road trips with my family.
72. I want to get married but sadly will not be able to for a while.
73. Has good credit!
74. I have a fear of death or dying alone.
75. I have watch three people die before. Two were family members.
76. Have been in an amublance 4 times. They are not fun.
77. I dont like cereal. Would rather make a good brakfast.
78. I never wear anything white, unless it's and undershirt or dress shirt.
79. Hates the color purple. Not the movie.
80. I love things that make me laugh.
81. I like to look at people who wear rings and make up stories about their partners if they are married.
82. I use to love re enacting my death. I would let my sister take pictures of me doing this.
83. Sometimes i like to talk in third person. And Refer to my alter ego Derek Montana, which is Hannah Montana's brother.
84. i love biking to work. it's such a great ride down.
85. Is not a fan of Passion fruit. Taste like shit!
86. I was born in 1986. Ugh i'm so young.
87. I thought i was going to be dead by the age of 30.
88. I love history. I want to go back to school an major in it.
89. My first girl celeb. crush was Debbie Harry.
90. I always wanted to have a bee hive but i cut my hair so short.
Ok i can't think of anything else... ENJOY!!'!
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Mute button
Sometimes i wish some children would come with a mute buttons.
Today at work with have one new student transitioning into my class. This is the fourth time he has been in my class. After his parents leave, he makes the ugliest face and beings to cry. Cry for his mother and father. I tried to tell him that crying is not going to get his parents faster here. I bribe him with stickers and special treats. Nothing worked at this point. It was nap time and after all the crying he went to sleep and i got two hours of bliss silence. After nap, it started again. Cry, cry, Cry... I wanted to rip my hair out. I wanted to run. I wanted to just sit him down and tell him again to please stop. Finally I walked up to him, picked him up and started to rock him and ask him questions about his brother who went to the same school when he was younger. I just talked to him, and the crying stopped. His eyes lit up with curiosity. He wiped his tears away and began to chat with me about his life and all the fun things he loves. The park, play dates, food, colors. etc. He warmed up to me. He wanted to just hang out with me and get to know me. It was nice for the last half of the day, but really i want some kids to come with mute buttons.
Monday, June 1, 2009
Fuck....
It is so hot out!
I'm not one to complain about the weather, but when it is hot out here in the Northwest i get a bit grumpy and yet i still will be happy. I love the sun, but only when it is like 60 out. Not high 80's.
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